Well, it’s official: Former M.V.P and the self-proclaimed “Godfather of Steroids”, Jose Canseco, is going to fight former child actor and human train wreck, Danny Bonaduce on January 17th, 2009. If you recall, Canseco had his first fight three months ago and was knocked out in the first round (link). Wax Heaven was the very first website or blog to post images of the fight. A couple of weeks later, a video surfaced on YouTube of a much larger Jose fighting former actor of Power Rangers fame, Jason David Frank and being chased out of the ring (link).
Having just watched A & E’s documentary, ‘Jose Canseco: The Last Shot’ and finding out that Jose has almost no testosterone left in his system, I don’t see how he could possibly participate in a boxing fight. It seems like a terrible idea and a desperate attempt to pay the bills. Hopefully, Jose puts in some real work in the gym (the legal way) and shocks the world cause right now it looks like Jose is about to be knocked out once more.
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Danny Bonaduce is crazy. Like suicidal spider monkey crazy. I’ve watched his show and he’s flat out unstable. I’d give him the edge over Canseco.
Let’s not forget Bonaduce, who was shown on his show Breaking Bonaduce doing steroids, is an all-around psycho and Martial Arts expert. I say Canseco either pulls out of the fight with an “injury” or gets knocked out in the 1st.
Last I saw Bonaduce he looked pretty ripped.
How long until Jose is asking “do you want fries with that” in his next job?
Reuben Kincaid must be spinning in his sitcom grave…
It’ll be Danny in a first round knockout. He’s got that former child actor bezerker rage going for him.
Bonaduce is ripped like Jesus and completely insane. Did you see what he did to that dude from Survivor at the Fox Reality TV Awards? He threw him completely over his head and into a face plant! Yep, insane definitely wins.
I thought this was a cardboard Wars post at first… I gotta go with the Groovy Guitarist. That guy is completely insane.
Bonaduce is going to kill Canseco in 2 rounds… Mark it down
I would be SHOCKED if Canseco, barring any unkown health problems,didn’t crush that pipsqueak. A healthy 6’4″ 240 pound former athlete should oblilerate a 5’6′ 165 lb. Mr. Stick legs.
I think the real question is who is most likely to actually pass a piss test here.
yeah, Danny Bonaduce has used teh roids in the past as well
Bonaduce is on so many ‘roids that he’s a walking ‘roid-rage– in addition to that child-star “Peter Pan” thing, Captain Jose’ is going to get fed to the crocodiles.
If they are allowed to use steroids, however, then Conseco is also on roids, and he has a black belt in karate, so it will be a pretty dirty fight if not a good one.
Conseco also has a 90-lb weight advantage, but it’s probably mostly water-rentention from the roids; meanwhile Bonaduce has a native intelligence going for him, and knows exactly what he’s doing when it comes to roids, drugs, weights, martial arts, boxing etc., and he doesn’t let his ego write checks his body can’t cash, but has his game-plan down to a molecule. He will KNOW the weight-difference, and how to best strategize to adventage; meanwhile Conseco is just a dumb jock who doesn’t know how to do anything but swing a bat and juice himself. It’s basically the red fox againt the hound– and the fox always wins that duel.
P.S. if they’re NOT allowed to use roids, then bet the farm and your life on Bonaduce, since he knows how to beat every roid-test before it’s invented; and so when the bell rings he’ll be juiced, pumped, drugged and raged, while Conseco is wimpering in the corner with shrunken muscles ‘nads from roid-withdrawal. I bet Conseco won’t even show.
I’ve listened to Bonaduce talk, and the guy is no dummy; again, he’s a psychotic genius of sorts; meanwhile Conseco can’t think his way out out of a bag made of wet toilet-paper.
It’s going to be David vs. Goliath, and we know how that turned out.
LMOA! I listen to DuceMan on the Adam Corolla show, and he’s psyched! Bonaduce is a martial artist, he knows how to put power to his fist! Heavy Handed!!! 6’5″ 240 no nad having, over the hill, roid withdrawling, broke ass, no home run hitting Canseco has no chance… Bonaduce inside of 2 rounds.
What a joke! Who would pay to see these losers? Canseco is a moron. Heard him on Howard Stern the other day. To blow $46 million and have to resort to this proves he is a loser.
Logic points easilt to Mr Canseco yet he got smoked recently and danny can fight. Danny, by a early 2nd Round KO.. Chuck Zito ROCKS!! MIKEY.
Danny will hopefully win so we can see a K-1 match between the two of them. Full on MMA as stated on Stern by Bonaduce. Kick -Ass Roid Boys…
Danny by a landslide !
After you done with Mr. Baseball .. Come on over to the WWE !
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